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Pandemic Pandemic

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


I killed off North America, South America, East Europe, and Central Europe by day 100. But the borders had closed by then :-(

Nice game. Very sadistic :-)

Lumberjack Attack Lumberjack Attack

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

It was ok for a fourth submission...

I can tell you've got the hang of the basic gameplay techniques. Level 1 was WAY to easy. Level two was impposible *I suck at games however :-) And the game was too repetitive.
I can tell you're still new but here's some advice.

1. Improve the seems too mechanical.
2. Make it so it's perhaps a NES like course where you can move around and make it so there's multiple objects. Kinda like frogger... FROGGA!
3. Decent job, 5/10 3/5

oh yeah.. the graphics are decent.

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blue-mess responds:

Thanks, I'll take in all of the helpful afvice you gave me :-)

Castlevania Priest Battle Castlevania Priest Battle

Rated 4 / 5 stars


The movement was a little weak (mainly 1 foot jumps) the sound was pretty funny especially when jesus appeared. Not much to interact with but whoi CARES?, it's a parody of castevania/jesus for cryin out loud!. I loved it!. I'm sure that the ppl cryin in their reviews about how offensive it is will be able to take a joke if they continue to review on newgrounds.

I know when I was a newbie to reviewing i'd get offended REALLY easily. lol. This is a great game though the jesus part is way to hard because of the weak controls. (My advice is to fix up the controls and add more options, like Machine guns and lazers for a real castlevania fun fest!).

Robo Slug Robo Slug

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Superb, (with a few flaws)

Great hand drawn backgrounds, really good difficulty level (unlike endless war which is good but so challenging you die right away). And a fun interface. Aside from all that I must say that this game DOES have it's flaws, 1. the sound effects mix with the music to make a pseudoannoying mix of whatever come spweing into your ears. My advice would be to make it so the sound effects fit in with the music. And make a bigger better soundtrack. Nothing else that chinks this game down, it's pretty good in itself and Aside from a small sound problem it's one of the best sidescrollers i've played.

Though I got stuck on the first
boss lol:), I LOVE the doubleshot guns and stuff,
Reviewed by Nate

3d logic 3d logic

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I'm kind of exagerrating the scores but this is...

GREAT!. I'm stumped on lvl 16 at the moment, on the few levels before that I ended up either rerouting or randomly envisioning 'highlighted' paths through the cube which help out a bit. There tends to be a lot of 'only room for 1 path' choke points, or mainly a single one per level in the levels after lvl 12 or so. I guess this is the basic rubix cube layout to make it difficult and you mainly end up finding it purely by chance or by thinking so much you suddenly see it.

I am busy trying to come up with a formula to hopefully give me an easy way out :). It might work. Anyways keep up the good work and next game make it SIX sides for increased difficulty :<(),

nice work on this, One of the reviews said this was a copy of some hyper cube thing but even if it is it's fun and is a good thinking game :), keep it up!.

Zombie Survival: SM Zombie Survival: SM

Rated 3 / 5 stars

It just is too repetitive.

Sounds and graphics are ok, except for the repeated GID SHOT, the gameplay took a BIG nosedive, not funny (doesn't need to be and if it was it wouldn't increase this flashes score unless it was REALLY funny), next time don't make a simple repeating side scroller with a simple system where Zombies just come in from both sides again... and again.. and again... with a background chasnge every 2 minutes.

My advice would be to make it so it's a side SCROLLER, at the least (that would be a big improvement) and add the usual jumping platoforms, powerups, ammo, weps and stuff and it'll get a 7 at the LEAST most likely an 8 or 9.

Anyways keep working on it :)

Endless War 2 Endless War 2

Rated 4 / 5 stars

very, very good. just way too hard!

Some people can win this game with ease.. but the rest of us arn't that good. we try (and die :). other then that very good gameplay, a few background and sprite/AI problems but other then that good graphics, decent storyline. Awesome action etc. Next time just make it EASIER Oh and add an invincibility cheat code (its nice once in a while to just go around killin as much as you want when you want ;)

I gave you a 4/5 and a 8/10 and not the highest scores because of difficulty. Yeah and sadly the difficulty settings dont affect the game much. :(

Halo 2 arcade Halo 2 arcade

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

kinda below average i'd give it a straight 7 C-

graphics were good for it's style GBA style. though thats more like GBC (game boy color) graphics or SNES graphics if you insist.
controls for the keyboard were near perfect.
Heres some tips for a good revamp.

include the city level like in new mombasa.

Add actual ammo counters

make the health bar more like halo

make it so you can change weapons and improve rate of weapon fire and WHEN you can shoot

make it so you can jump better

make the heretic level A LOT better (plasma sword only works when you're not moving.. kinda defeats the wholw purpose of plasma sword do that and I'll give you a 9/10 perhaps.

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Gravoor 4 Gravoor 4

Rated 3 / 5 stars

it's decent

old idea totally revamped. Now that in itself is gettingold but still it's good... Liked the 3-d title screen, i was kinda hoping the game itself was in full 3-d, maybe you should do that. It might take a lot of actionscript but try it and see what happens.

Decent stuff you got here. Too hard for me but it's good.
keep it up!

Capt. Low-Rez: Blastopod Capt. Low-Rez: Blastopod

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


hey tom, I was kinda surprised to see u r only level 12 but who cares anyways?. Now about this flash. great sound, great graphics,
good style, so-so violence, no humor but was it meant to have humor?. you did good on this one. Oh i've played UFA and it rocks!!!!. I'm giving you a 9/10 and 4/5

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