notld224's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Taggart's DOOM]

fairly Funny... :)

Ok, so it did a REALLY good job at making fun of the other pieces of crap, (the turning animations and truck was funny because it was so badly done. The part where the one guy wet his pants and took a shit in fear was REALLY funny. And most funny of all was that guys constantly getting off on the other guy lmao... Good job and I can't find anything wrong with it, a pretty good short I must say,

Graphics: 5 (It's making fun of NOOB work duh!)

Sound: 3 Not much except bad music (even for MIDI) from doom 1, I LOVE doom 1 btw) though the reason is same as above.

Humour: 10 (Recently I've liked a LOT of animations on this site, really really funny man... If kind of gross at times :)

Violence: 4 A little bit, but that's all thats needed

Style: 10 Making fun of crappy animations not teribly new but a good job was done without making it almost pointless. Overall a 10/10

[The Holy Sabbath]

Lol... working on the sabbath?? |-|O\/\/ D4R3 U!

I loved the part with the human sacrifice!, puts a really good parody on the working on the sabbath part. I mean sure it's offensive but it's all in fun!, man that was funny, the guy was roasting a pig i think LMAO!, pleasing to the lord. Really good graphics, very funny, and not much you have to improve cause it's so good. I've come across a LOT of really good animations recently, I guess it's because I don't look in the main portal very much where all the n00b crap comes through. Lol,
Reviewed by Nate

[Escapism.]

It's a little low qaulity

Just so you know, recently a six is fairly low for me to give out, that coupled with a 3/5 (3/5 is a little more common). You had a good idea and interesting background scheme. But the surrealism just seemed kind of shallow and it didn't get much of a reaction out of me. But the guy in the end being tied to the table going nuts kind of made me feel sorry for him.

The message I think is that if you try hard enough you can win but sometimes you end up at base one with an even worse deck of cards. (no i don't think life is only a deck of cards lol :). Next time try to come up with a more original and make it more emotional. That could be done partly by making it a little bit longer and showing the characters view of the world around him more and how his mind is affected instead of just running and stopping to shake his head in madness.

Decent job though and I'll be checking out your other pieces of work, if you have any though. I'm not sure if you're new or not,
Nate

[A Men's Room Monologue]

A little bit exaggerated but it's still good

Damn i hate those infrared auto sinks/toilets/whatever. So annoying. But this is pretty much true. Those damn air dryers don't come CLOSe to drying your hands and the stall doors never close. It's almost like they did it on PURPOSE!. Nice monologue, it was not exactly funny but it was pretty much the truth about public bathrooms. Good job :) lol

[Star Wars Special Edition]

this was really really good

i mean sure the graphics were subpar (or mainly below average) but for this movie it just added to it A LOT, the humour was really funny, The Jawas were funny, though Princess Leia part was a bit...
uhhh DUMB! stupid cd.... I thought the sound was decent for a flash with 1 or two voice actors (excuse me if i'm wrong). You could improve this by... well theres not much to improve its all so perfectly blended together except... wait. AHA!, yes you could make the length longer, i'm sure with the content it could have been at least 2X as long. Anyways good jobi voted a 4 and a 8/10
good job man!. Or girl :)

[Gonads Wiimix]

gave me a laugh...

made me laugh a little bit, though it was using old audio,
man i havn't heard that in a while. The nintendo part was uneeded.
Next time make your own song or just come up with a different idea. Decent animation with the squirrel though.

[Dailytoon #200]

woah....

i thought the star syndicate was too shitty too make anything NEARLY this good. But i did see find some ppl in this crap syndicate that had SOME talent. and I guess this is what those ppl stupid enough to fall for the syndicate can come up with.

A nice decent flash. powerranger yellow, space lizard, i DOUBT you two could make flash this good, expecially not power ranger. i noticed that some of the shittier works looked like space lizard
material, but yellow i didn't see your name ANYWHERE on the credits. at last the star shiticate has earned morsel of my respect.

But JUST ONE good flash doesn't make up for the shit you guys have been pumping into newgrounds. sigh.....

TheStarSyndicate responds:

Powerranger Yellow made the watercolor background for half of the movie. He was creditted under his other alias, Mightydein.

And Zekey is currently front page right now. Are you REALLY that sure that Zekey is that bad?

[Zelda, Links Little Flash]

eh....

i know i was a little unfair for your score but i could tell you
tried hard and I gave you a 3/5 and 6/10. just so you know most of ur sucky score comes from the fact that this is really really really overused. Next time try coming up with a unique idea.
i'll be checking out your other flash as you have a little bit of talent.

[Cock Slapped]

good job, not bad at all.

now I kno for a FACT some people will be blamming this and giving you death threats while others will praise you as god and give you 5 & 10/10. I am not either of those kinds of ppl, nope so heres my review.

Pretty good, not too original humor but it's funny for a laugh or two.
violence, chicken fights..... 8======D.....
sound bukawin and talkin
graphics, far from average (in a good way though :^)
Style, a little bit classic a little bit overused and mostly... hard to describe. Sorry....
You did pretty well keep making these i love em!

[How Fights Start]

review judgement- BAD 1/10

It has humor, but not funny humor, it had graphics but not god graphics. It had sound, way below mediocre sound but classic circus sound. I kinda like that kind of music <:^D

I see that you submitted this as a joke so I won't say you stole the logo. kinda gives a bad name to VGDC. I kinda like it so please don't make too much fun of it.....

not a good joke..... you said to rate it on the humor and i hated it!.
so I gave it a 0.

Sticky responds:

that's a nice, well thought out, even HELPFUL review you wrote there...so i'll return the favour...

now time for explanations...
1. it's meant to be funny because it is so clich'e and random for a stick movie...
2.i thought the graphics were good for the STYLE i was going for...what you should've maked that on was the animation..just cause graphics are simple doesn't mean they're bad...
3.the music was from a game called yoshi's island and i like it so i put it with the flash...all i can say is that i liked it so i thought others would too...
4.i love vgdc (randy would dissagree) and i don't see how this gives it a bad name when any idiot can see it wasn't an official vgdc movie...

well that's it...all i can say is i liked this flash and i'm sorry you didn't...