notld224's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Walk in the Park]

sh*tty yet mediocre

mediocre. VERY mediocre, a 4.25 i give you but seeing s you most likely did your best job I'm bumping it up from a 4 to a 5. If this was a video game review score this would suck!. But it's a flash,
definately not much to share with friends, but a laugh, some decent violene and if overused fairly neat stunts combined with average sound and you get a non shit non goodflash.

OVERALL:

Mediocre. Worse then average but better than bad.
Result. Work on your flashes and I'm sure you'll turn out to be a great flash artist. I see you don't have much inspiration or original
style. It's definately sad how all those kids are dying THATS NOT
FUNNY AT ALL.... But you seem to have motivation so keep it up and I'm sure you'll excel some day.

[Bin Laden's Christmas]

shameful.....

ok for one I dont pay attnetion much to the war in iraq due to it's being marketed like HELL. and two this is a mediocre shit filled cartoon with dry hate filled humor and bad graphics. No i don't support osama but hate like this causes trouble.

Sure put the baddies in jail. but don't make hate filled shows about them. I mean the newspapers dont seem to care about whether osama is evil or not. But they care only about making money off
the deaths of people.

Sad.....

No style thats not already 101% overused. Crappy graphics, mediocre sound. a little bit of vioence. etc. etc .etc. and a horrible theme based on HATE. if youbsse your flashes on hate you'll be comparable to the people we're fighting in iraq.

next time do a better job, and PLEASE delete this yourself.

[Angry Guy! Episode 2]

that was dumb........

Crappy animation. A dumb theme song that just barely helps ease the pain of the movie itself. horrible sound. Style is dumb and cruel. one button u can press. And overall it sucks.

nice try, I am guessing you tried your hardest on this one, but you need to get a hell of a lot better at animating you know?. I think this deserves a 2.00 but somehow it got a 3.00. *shakes head and walks off down the street*

[Snowy I: The Beginning]

a little racist but funny....

for one thing IM jewish, so I dont appreciate it when racism makes fun of my relegion or any other relegion. Cant we all just get along?.
Anyways the movie was funny, "do ya always get into strange mens cars this easily little girl?" "nooooooooooooo".
LOL. nicely done, but next time dont include relegious jokes, they are REALLY offensive to some people.

you got a 3/5 a four if you didnt include that joke.

[-MASS-]

Not often someone makes a movie with a message

I understand this movie quite well. With all the cheapness, advertising, and evil going around this movie kinda scared me but also it gives a strong message.

Keep making more movies of this sort.

PS the sound fitted in perfectly and the animation was great.

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[Children's world]

well I'll be....

the f*ck it the make of this movie looks exactly like steven kings IT. Anyways if th idea is kinda stolen it still pretty good but the ending was kind of odd. oh well. 7/10

[Metal Slug: Op. BlueStone]

sweet job man!!!!!!!!!

I havn't seen a movie like that for a long while. It's better then foamy's unmentionable auction or dad n' me. In fact it's so good it's right up next to TSAH, theres something about halo. I gave this a 9 but i'd give it a 9 1/2 if I could. Oh well keep making more of these dude.

[Behind the Hero: Link]

nice and awesome flash dude.

That was pretty funny but in REAL life GAY people arn't neccesisarily SISSY'S. or suzie girls in that matter. But it was pretty funny, though it eventully got kinda boring after links cock being visible in scene after scene after scene after scene after sc-.
but anyways decent job.

[Blam Another Day]

sweet stuff dude!!!!

I LOVED PART WHERE PEPSI CLOCK WAS GETTING AWAY IN THE BOAT AND IT SAID STOLE AUDIO. sweet job, grpahics could be better but i guess they weren't that good due to the LENGTH, oh well the grpahics did seem to fit in. Nice job make me some more of these.

[Lizard Sphere X 2]

it's pronounced (sfear you bum) not spear.

excuse my correcting u but anyways that was awesome!!!!!. Though it was funny when the announcer said "Will jsus save us all?". Though it is kinda making fun it's still funny. "Will bokok stop screaming like a bitch?" "Will picohoe hold that face for a whole episode?".